In a CBS documentary about her home town roots, Dame Helen Mirren dismisses Southend as "the armpit of England".
That's ripe, coming from a lady who has chosen to live in Los Angeles - a place where the pits are for real.
Now what shall we call LA, come the day when Dame Helen disappears into a pit during one of the city's delightful earthquakes?
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